Permalink | Leave a comment  »

Ok, I don’t know who has been following the Casey Anthony case on TV, I haven’t been glued to it but you can’t get away from it. Anyhow, I caught part of the court room footage today on tv, and I gotta say, how crappy of a person do you have to be to try and pin the blame on your father, Just when you think this can’t get any more bizarre, something like this comes out…. I hope they fry her.

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

Well, it has been a while since I last posted on here. Just wanted to say that i am still here! haha. I have been working on some new apps for android, and soon hope to get them listed on the Android Market. stay tuned for more information on that.

Also, recently i was in Texas for my daughters 18th birthday. we had a great time even though it was short. i look forward to being able to return and spend some more time there. My wife and I took lots of pictures, some of which can be found here.

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone!!

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

New app in the apps section, Simple application i made to give you your current location's address. 

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand)

2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!!” Act like it’s a surprise party.

5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural “whirring” sound.

6. After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the street, and yell, “Crawl for it!”

8. When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and run around the house, screaming until they go away.

9. Open the door and pretend to be drunk. Offer the trick or treaters a sampler of liquor (this is especially effective if the trick or treaters are with their parents) – this is a sure fire way to get rid of unwanted visitors!

10. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.

11. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their own candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

12. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.

13. When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can

14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.

15. Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only things you had left over from Easter.

16. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.

17. Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M’s and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don’t have any candy.

18. Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.

19. Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin and adore it. This is particularly effective if you live in a Southern Baptist neighborhood.

20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you’re finished.

Source: The Madness Mansion

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

I finished all of the current how-to's and tips that i have posted for now. If there is something not listed there that you need help with, please send me a message and i will do what i can to help you.

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

Michael got married today in Bay St. Louis, it was a perfect day and everyone looked so good. i will post pictures here later tonight!

EDIT: Pictures uploaded in the pictures section

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

Added how-to's in the Android Tips Section.

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

posted first app in the android apps section. this is an app that i created using Google's App Inventor. feel free to download it and let me know what you think.

the downloaded file will have a .zip extension. do not try and unzip it. just remove the .zip from the file name.
example: AutoSMSv1.2.apk.zip -> AutoSMSv1.2.apk

Permalink | Leave a comment  »

Just an update. I added several pictures of my daughters in the pictures area. And i think that i got the facebook integration complete. however, i don't know if it's working, because i don't know what it is supposed to do.

and i accidently deleted my welcome post. lol oh well.

Permalink | Leave a comment  »